Mailman,
Your childish TANTRUMS by shoving the mail into my box and crumpling it into a ball had best not happen again or I will videotape the behavior and lodge a formal complaint.
The words "TANTRUMS" and "ball" are double-underlined.
I can't help but think that he probably crumpled the mail first and then shoved it into the box. But when you're mad enough the capitalize and underline a word, you're probably not thinking about the chronology of the events.
That's hysterical. I don't think I've ever heard anyone describe crumpled mail being the fault of the tantrum-having mailman. I'm guessing he won't appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteI was tempted to call off from work today and keep vigil at my peephole, which has a direct view of the mailbox. I'm dying to see his reaction.
ReplyDeleteI'm rather hoping he leaves a little note of his own. Crumpled would be a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteYour mom should have good connections. Couldn't she find out for you?
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, that letter is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If I were the mailman, I would crumple his mail on purpose just to prove how nuts it is.
Maybe the landlord needs to purchase a bigger mailbox for all those tenets?
ReplyDeleteWe each have our own mailbox and, may I say, mine has never been crumpled. Or even wrinkled.
ReplyDeleteI think I show excellent restraint in not commenting that your landlord is dangerously close to "going postal".
ReplyDeleteSo much for the restraint.
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