In the checkout line at the Target (after being turned away from my movie theater viewing of The Walking Dead because all the seats filled up 40 minutes before showtime I mean
come ON people!)
Checkout Guy: Did you ever eat anything made in an EZ Bake oven?
Me: When I was a kid.
CG: Well, if you eat some of this, let me know how it is.
Me: It’s cake cooked with an electric light bulb. How good could it be?
CG: Are you buying this for your daughter?
Me: My niece.
CG: You know, you’re going to have to eat some of that stuff.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Was he hitting on you?
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, that's a bit too much small talk.
I don't think so. I think he was just being personable. That's what happens at Target, unlike Wal-Mart where they hiss and growl at you.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, my boycott is still going strong.