A young woman was talking to her mother about how her son has hit the terrible twos and she's certain he gets his bad behavior from his father…
Young Woman: Did I throw fits all the time?
Her Mother: Yes. All the time. I used to have to call your dad at work to talk to you.
YW: But that's not because I was horrible; it's because I wanted my daddy.
HM: You were horrible.
YW: I was sweet, though.
HM: Honey, you put a puppy in the oven.
Reminds me of a young lady who put a dolls hair on the gas burner.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I guess Julia has never quite outpaced her mother in that department.
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