A little Nutcracker for the holidays, with a side of my mouth is hanging open because this is crazeballs.

Fair warning.

Today my sweet little niece is starting Pre-K. I may have a breakdown.

Okay, seriously, what?

So, we went to Alexa and Maggie's recital tonight. I was in the ladies' room when an elderly woman approached me. She put her hand on my cheek and said the following words, which I cannot even believe now as I'm typing them:

"You look so cute. I just love little kids."

Then she walked out of the ladies' room and left me standing there with my mouth agape.

I just... what?