Showing posts with label Quotations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotations. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2011

The answer to that question would be: the people of Mozambique.

Overheard at our table on Trivia Night, after taking an early lead...

Travis: We're changing our name to Team Capone!
Ali: Why?
Travis: We're untouchable!
Ali: Umm, wouldn't it be Team Ness?
Travis: Oh. Yeah. Forget it.


20 minutes later, apropos of nothing...

Travis: I'm so bummed it's not Capone that was untouchable!



"Hey! I'm just as cool as Capone."

(BTW, that's Elliot Ness.)

Alas, we tied for second place and we lost the tie breaker, which bumped us down to third, but we were still pleased. Because the Cheater Team (my nemesis) did not place at all. Ha!

Hey, did you know that Mozambique has an AK-47 semi-automatic assault rifle on its flag? Neither did we. Actually, Eric thought so, but we disregarded him because we thought, "Who puts a machine gun on their flag?"

Sorry, Eric.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Conversations from lunch

Today my mom, Melis, Jen, Jules, and I went to lunch at Red Lobster. Melis was looking at the news headlines on the TV in the bar area when this took place:

Melis: Barack Obama is naming Hilary Clinton Secretary of State.
Ali: I think my lobster is going to come back up.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Quotations from a Scrabble game...

I would like to preface this by saying, in my defense, that it was incredibly late when we were playing Scrabble this past weekend.

Me: Is B-E a word?
Aunt Linda: V-E?
Me: B-E.
My mom: Like, “be”?
(pause)
Me: I am so tired!

Later…
Aunt Linda: "Is B-E a word?" Heh. My goal in life is to never say anything that stupid.
My mom: You’re setting your sights high saying it’s your goal for life. It’s your goal for tomorrow, maybe.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Quotations from a Phase 10 game…

This week Uncle John and Aunt Vicki are visiting from Dallas and they brought Zach with them. So last night Zach, Melis, Alexa, and I were playing Phase 10, and perhaps you can tell how the game went from some of the quotes that were tossed around:

“How could you skip me? I’m a whole phase behind all of you! A whole phase behind! You have no respect for logic!”

“You’re skipping me? Well, I have a long memory.”

“Whoa Zach, you’ve got two 11s there. And you need a 5. And an 8. Did anybody scrutinize the last run he laid down?”

“Alexa! That’s the second time I’ve been one card away from the most hideous phase of the game that I hate the most!”

“See that face? That’s her face of non-remorse.”

“How many skips do you have? Are you slipping him skip cards under the table?”

“I don’t want to hear it, Texas!”

“I can’t stand Allison.”

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

You can't stop the beat!

This past weekend, Melis and her students put up the Forest Hills Broadway revue, The Sounds of Broadway: 65 Years of Show Tunes from The Great White Way. It was a fantastic success and I’m sorry that some of you missed it. They sang a couple of songs from Jersey Boys and when they sang “Sherry,” the guy singing the Frankie Valli role sang it right to Aunt Sherry. It was totally adorable.

I was so impressed with the talent and dedication of these students and with how the Drama program has grown since I was there. Melis has done amazing things with that program. This show was really special to me because I got to help out with both of my sisters and the collaboration was a lot of fun. The three of us chose all the music in one dizzying night of Broadway madness. We gathered in our parents’ kitchen and compared lists and shouted things like:

“Do we really have to do one from South Pacific?”

“‘Close Every Door’ is a downer and it reminds me of the Holocaust.”

“I don’t think you realize the significance of Oklahoma in the history of musical theater.”

“Should we include one from Avenue Q?” “Only if you want Melis to lose her job.”

“Allison, stop singing your conversations to the tune of ‘Tradition’ or I am going to throw this copy of Fiddler at your head.”

We whittled our combined lists down to 82 songs, and then we whittled that list from 82 to 30, like some bloodthirsty townspeople playing a Broadway-themed game of Mafia. It was fabulous.

Along with Kelly, the awesome choreographer, we cast all the roles. (And I realized that Jen is the Simon Cowell of the Stombaugh sisters.) Melis directed, Jen taught the kids all the music, I wrote the song intros and offered occasional snarky comments, and Julia acted as the cutest Drama Mascot in the history of cuteness.

And then everybody worked, worked, worked. I always assumed Melis and Kelly worked themselves ragged on these shows, but it’s a different thing seeing it firsthand. Kelly would rattle off a list of ten things she needed to do the next day, but they were things like, “Construct a plant head for the Little Shop of Horrors number.” Like, who even does that? Melis probably got three hours of sleep in the last three weeks, Jen spent most of her life at the school, and the kids just ate, slept, and breathed that show. They learned the music, they learned the dancing and acting and blocking. They constructed the set pieces. It was all they did for three weeks straight. And it showed.

Jen has already begun choosing songs for The Sounds of Broadway II. Ladies, I’m voting to include “Tradition” this time, and I will sing my argument to you in the tune of that song.