Blargh! I hate being sick!

I have been felled by the wretched sinus infection once again. I'm walking around in the kind of haze I imagine would be induced by chugging a bottle of Dimetapp. I’m so out of it, I slept for 13 hours last night. I’m so out of it, I put conditioner on my hair before I had washed the shampoo out of it, and let me tell you, it's doing nothing for my coif. I’m so out of it, I may actually be asleep right now and just dreaming that I’m typing this.