I’m going to start my very late review of the Oscars by saying this: Sweeping, hyperbolic statements made in the heat of the moment are bound to get you in trouble. More on that later. First, the dresses.
Loving:
Michelle Williams
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Just lovely, great color, and the sparkly little bow is my favorite.
Natalie Portman |
Vintage!
Penelope Cruz |
Meryl Streep |
Age appropriate and classy.
Gwyneth Paltrow |
She pulled off a cape. A cape, people. (And I also like the Bollywood thing going on with the woman on the left.)
Octavia Spencer |
Love the fit, love the style, love everything.
Jessica Chastain |
I’m not sure if I really like the dress or if it’s just so much better than everything else (awful) that she’s worn this season or if I’m simply jealous of her hair.
Not Loving:
Jennifer Lopez |
Even without the Super Bowl halftime flashbacks, it’s awful.
Berenice Bejo |
It’s such a shame. She’s so lovely and has looked really gorgeous at other awards shows, but this is so matronly.
Angelina Jolie |
I don’t really have an opinion on the dress one way or another, but she was doing this stance all night and I think she looked like an ass.
Shailene Woodley |
This was made for a 48 year old woman. In 1973.
And now for the Awards. In short: The Artist won and all was right with the world...
Things I Loved:
The Cirque du Soleil presentation. It was especially fun watching this with Jules who squealed in delight as the acrobats flew through the air.
The focus group for The Wizard of Oz. Most of it was so-so, but I loved Fred Willard’s, “Am I crazy or was one of them green?”
Once again, no tacky clapping for the In Memoriam segment, and beautiful backing vocals by Esperanza Spalding.
Lovely acceptance speeches from Christopher Plummer, Meryl Streep (but more on her later), and Jean Dujardin (“I love your country!”) We love you too, Jean.
Emma Stone’s presentation with Ben Stiller. She is hilarious and an utter delight. Maybe she should host some time. Also fabulous: Chris Rock talking about how he is ridiculously overpaid for voice acting, Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy playing their Scorsese drinking game, and Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell playing (and dropping) the cymbals.
Things I did not love:
Most of the other presentations:
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr’s clunky documentary bit = awkward.
J Lo and Cameron Diaz attempting to be funny = even more awkward.
Bad writing + celebrities with no comic timing = let’s just have Emma Stone present everything.
It pains me to say this, but Billy was a disappointment. Maybe my expectations were too high, having built him up in my memory as the ultimate Oscar host, or maybe he’s just older and off his game, but there were lots of attempts at humor and far less actual humor. One noted exception: the “what the stars are actually thinking” bit.
Okay, so the sweeping, hyperbolic statement that got me in trouble:
I mentioned in my review of The Iron Lady that my friend Eric from Trivia is in love with Meryl Streep (first lady, Reagan glory days, etc, etc) and that I didn’t care for the film at all. Naturally we got into it one night at Trivia re: Meryl vs. Viola, and a heated debate ensued. Viola was riding high on Globe and SAG awards and I really felt she’d win the Oscar. She deserved that Oscar. She was the heart and soul of The Help and her performance was magnificent. Eric was certain Meryl had it in the bag.
Needing to shut him up once and for all, I held aloft my water glass, made of hard, red plastic, and declared, “If she wins Best Actress I will eat this cup! I will break it into pieces, crunch it down, and digest it!”
So you can see where this is going. Let it never be said that Aunt Linda has cornered the market on hyperbole.
Later, when Eric reminded me that the Academy is overwhelmingly made up of old, white men (i.e. just the sort of people who would vote for an impression of a British prime minister from a mediocre film), I started to get slightly nervous. But, I carried on with a show of confidence that I was right, which is the only thing to do in such a situation.
I will say Meryl’s speech was lovely. But so was Cuba Gooding Jr.’s when he got Edward Norton’s Oscar.
8 comments:
For the most part I agree with you about the dresses, the speeches, the presentations. I thought this was a far more enjoyable Academy Awards show than we've had the last few years. I think Billy made it better. Bill's opening film with the Clooney kiss - awesome! The song was expected but still fun. I liked him! I think Billy Crystal, Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris should take turns hosting every awards show!
I agree with everything too, in regards to the pics of dresses you posted. As usual I didn't get to watch any of the Oscars in person (no thanks to my remote-hog husband!). So I can't comment on anything else.
I also think Natalie Portman can make just about anything look beautiful, just like Penelope Cruz. And Angelina Joli IS an ass. I can't stand her! WHat was funny - the next day on Regis & Kelly (ok I know it's not called that anymore, but I don't know the correct title), Kelly and Kim? Kardashian were making fun of her...as were their guests.
This line almost made up for the wait: "This was made for a 48 year old woman. In 1973"
Octavia Spencer stole the show for me! What a lovely dress!
How many embarrassing moments make a good show? I think one is too many...like the time Allison Janne called her fellow nominees to the stage at the Emmy's and only Mariska Hargitay was fool enough to oblige. As for Angelina Jolie, if I had legs like hers I might go out of my way to look stupid and poke my leg out at every opportunity.
Does Jennifer Lopez ever wear anything tasteful? I mean, really.
I would have to think she has at some point, just because of the Law of Averages or something. I just can't think of an actual example of her dressing tastefully, except maybe in that terrible Wedding Planner movie, and really that was all the costumer.
I forgot to add one thing to my comment: In the picture of Octavia Spencer - What is the deal with the women on the right, in the background? Did she forget to fix her hair? It doesn't even look like she ran a brush through it.
In the background of the red carpet photos you will invariably see many women (producers' wives, Foley artists' dates, etc.) who don't have the inclination or funds to hire a stylist. The hair is less shiny, the make-up is more messy, and the dresses, if not shabby, are at least not Valentino or whatever, and perhaps the correct foundation garments haven't been chosen. I think it would be nerve-racking to know you might get caught in a photo with Natalie Portman, who had been plucked and pulled and painted for the last five hours to look the way she does while you just did your best to wield your flat iron with gusto.
In short, I'm giving her a pass.
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