Crazy magical wizardry via Photoshop

Oh, sweet fancy Moses, you must check out this Swedish dude's website. He takes photos and retouches them. That's all he does. But what he does is some sort of magical trickery that will blow your very mind. Madness!

Take a look around his site. Beware of the chopped carrots, though. Eek!

Note the Haven T-shirt

Oh Canada, what are you doing?

Take a look at the hideous design for the Olympic medals at the Vancouver games:

This is what decriminalizing marijuana leads to.

Christmas Movie Day

Jen and I spent yesterday watching Christmas movies. It was fabulous. On the marquee:

"In America I'm Prince William. Without the weird family."

"You don't smell like Santa. You smell like beef and cheese."

"Argentina has great beef. Beef and Nazis."

Also, Julia threw a knife at me. I'm not talking tossed; I'm talking carnival freak knife thrower spinning through the air straight at my head. Awesome.

Little Ghandis

They're celebrating the 140th anniversary of Ghandi's birth. And they're doing it adorably.

Marry me, Mr. Roto!

I don't know why people accuse the Talented Mr. Roto of wrecking their teams. I think he's some sort of mad genius. Last week I benched Derrick Ward and put in Steve Smith on his advice. Smith pulled in 12 points and Ward marked it zero. This week I benched top tight end Witten in favor of Roto-loved Vernon Davis, and it netted me 7 points. I adore this man!

In fact, the only person I adore more than him this week is David Garrard.


Thirty-seven points! David, you handsome devil.

"I will whip this snuggie off right now an' come over there an' smack yer mahth."

There's finally a new Greg and Donny up on their YouTube channel. It's not quite as funny as Gina Gets a Snuggie, or as nostalgic as the Idlewild one, but it's a delight nonetheless.




You gotta be from J-town to nail that accent.