"You look so cute. I just love little kids."
Then she walked out of the ladies' room and left me standing there with my mouth agape.
I just... what?
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About Me
- Ali
- I am a big proponent of the Oxford comma, I hate when people say "I could care less" when they actually mean "I couldn't care less", I think people who live in the southern hemisphere are tragic because their Christmas comes in the summer.
Quotation of the Day
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
–Roald Dahl
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- Three weeks in Ireland & the UK
- A trip to Paris
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Photography5 years ago
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Quick updates and a story from my bus ride10 years ago
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The Enchanments part Uno13 years ago
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Indoor Rainbow13 years ago
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Parenting Is Fun14 years ago
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4 comments:
ROFLMAO...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You gotta love senility and cataracts...
And yes you do attract the freaks....
Can't stop laughing...you still do get carded at movies and in restaurants, but you are a smidge too tall to be confused with a little kid even with cataracts and senility.
Did she wash her hands before touching you?
Ah, Chris, you know me well. Yes, thankfully she had just come from the sink.
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