Well, this week’s Rock of Love did not disappoint. I waited with evil glee all week to see Lacey get totally smashed and fall off the bar as she crawled across it (like a “cracked out cat” as Jes put it) in the most embarrassing display of public drunkenness since Courtney Love threw her compact at Madonna at the VMAs and then tumbled head over heels off the interview stool after revealing a past romantic liaison with Ted Nugent. And just when I got over cackling with delight at the sight of Big John carrying Lacey’s trashy, vomit-plastered self out of the room, I was rewarded with the hilarious prospect of a drunken Brandi vomiting through her napkin while Heather gobbled down oysters as though they contained a secret ingredient that would grant her immunity in the next elimination round. I don’t care what anyone says, this show is hysterically funny.
However, the best moment of the night was reserved for Bret’s heartfelt confession that Brandi said one of the most touching things he’s ever heard, just after he pulled her vomit-covered head out of the toilet. It was slurred and laden with profanity, but apparently it was touching. Why is this not part of NBC’s Thursday night comedy line-up?
Next week, the Heather-Lacey alliance finally explodes in a most spectacular fashion (whee!), and right in front of Lacey’s dad. I can hardly wait!
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This sounds disgustingly hilarious.
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