Meatland!

Last night, Amanda, Gena, and I went to Fogo de Chao, or as I like to call it, Meatland. (Kris, you may want to stop reading now.) It's a wondrous place where men roam around with skewers of filet mignon, ribeye steak, lamb chops, pork, etc. You are given a card, red side up. When you flip the card to green, the men with the skewers swarm on you like bees on that kid in the movie My Girl. (Spoiler!) They started piling meat on my plate. I couldn't have stopped them if I'd wanted to.

The rest is a blur. Two hours later we left and awaited the onset of meat sweats.