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| Show Mommy how the piggies eat! |
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| In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space somewhere over Lake Michigan. |
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| Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. |
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| Only I didn't say "fudge." I said THE word. The big one. The Queen-Mother of Dirty Words. The "F-dash-dash-dash" word. |
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| Bumpuseeessssss!!!!! |
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| Football? Football? What's a football? |
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| Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! |
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| Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap.Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. |
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| It's a major award! |
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| He had yellow eyes! So help me, YELLOW EYES! |
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