Saturday, December 22, 2012

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve



I'm the worst toymaker in the world!
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups:
candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
You sit on a throne of lies!

You don't smell like Santa; you smell like beef and cheese.

Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?

Son of a nutcracker!

I just like smiling; smiling's my favorite.


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