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| I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person, because I hardly knows you, but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. |
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| Stateside I am Prince William, without the weird family. |
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| All I want for Christmas is you. |
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| Yeah, um, Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow? |
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| Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix? |
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| NO! No bloody holly! |
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| So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line. |
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| Well, this is a surprise. Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole. |
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