Sunday, June 29, 2008

Cousins? What cousins?

Dear Ali,

I am Jack Bauer…. JACK BAUER!

I have saved the country multiple times from certain nuclear holocaust.

… You're welcome.

P.S.

The Seinfeld is safe, and your apartment clean, but I make no promises about the Oreos.

1 comment:

Becky said...

This is getting creepy! I'd just like to point out that I had an alibi, as you all know I was out grocery shopping!