Dear Ali,
I am Jack Bauer…. JACK BAUER!
I have saved the country multiple times from certain nuclear holocaust.
… You're welcome.
P.S.
The Seinfeld is safe, and your apartment clean, but I make no promises about the Oreos.
This is getting creepy! I'd just like to point out that I had an alibi, as you all know I was out grocery shopping!
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This is getting creepy! I'd just like to point out that I had an alibi, as you all know I was out grocery shopping!
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